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| Joke Name |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fighter Pilots
Yo' Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock." |
Yo' Mama Is So Ghetto... Rims
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost more than her car. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Light
Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen. |
Yo mama's...Beach
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil. |
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! |
Yo mama's So Stupid...Antiques
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?" |
Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''. |
Yo Mama's So Fat...Exercise
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her! |
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators! |
Yo mama's so fat... chins
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook |
Yo Mama's so Stank...Breath
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper! |
Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. |
Yo mama's So Stupid...On the Corner
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.' |
Yo mama's so fat... school
Your Mama's so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class! |
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges! |
Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card! |
Yo mama's...Curb
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb. |
Yo mama's So Poor...Ice Tray
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water! |
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!" |
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