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| Joke Name |
The Proud Redneck
A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands. |
He's So Lucky, He's A Star
What do you call a redneck with a functioning car? |
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink." |
Texan Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck... |
Redneck Grocrey
If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck. |
Redneck Wake-Up Call
What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her. |
Redneck Top Ten
1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. |
Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
I love rednecks. I have a heart of a redneck -- in a jar. |
Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford
I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it. |
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, "What state are you from? |
Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Artery: Study of paintings |
The Three Ugly Ducklings
One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on over to the bar and grabbed a stool. |
Railroad Redneck
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. |
Yo' Mama Is So Redneck... Favorite City
Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city. |
Inseminating Redneck Girls
How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? |
Redneck's Last Words
What are a typical redneck's three last words? |
Redneck Thief
Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something? |
Rednecks at School
You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk with your son to school because you're in the same grade. |
Redneck Spelling Test
You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it. |
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