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| Joke Name |
Women Who Fake
Why do women fake orgasms? |
Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN |
Ladies Laugh Last
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. |
How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab
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Woman Bashing
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? |
Russ Meneve: Bipolar
I think I'm bipolar because, when I get drunk, I dress up like a white arctic bear and I have sex with men and women. |
Jimmy Carr: Sexual Peak
Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes. |
Jimmy Carr: Why Men Use Viagra
The reason old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly. |
Lynne Koplitz: The Universe Loves Women
I think that genitalia is proof that the universe loves women more than men, and I'll tell you why: 'cause if you look at our stuff -- I mean, it's all kind of gross -- but at least with women, it's all organized. It's like God made a little... |
Reno Collier: Abused Husband Shelter
They're having trouble now where women are beating up their husbands. Did you hear about that? It's gotten so bad that they even have a shelter for the men that get beat up. It's called 'Bed Bath and Beyond.' |
Reno Collier: Men Are Jealous of Women
Deep down inside, guys are jealous of you 'cause we know you're the only creatures God created to be loving and caring and strong enough to give us the greatest gift in the world and that's a human life. And I don't get laid at home unless I say that crap every night. |
Steve McGrew: Other Half of the Brain
I think men need to be married. Women are the other half of our brain. That's why God made us to be a couple. We come up with goofy ideas; the woman will think about that idea and the outcome and what can happen, stop you and save your life. That's why God made man and |
Lizz Winstead: Gay Marriage Amendment
I think you need to create a situation where all these homophobes in Congress think that the gay marriage amendment is gonna work for them. 'Cause really, here's what happens -- when your Rick Santorums and your Tom DeLays and every other kook-bag... |
DeRay: The DeRay Way
Women love to read your text messages. Stay the hell out of a man's text message! And men, sometimes it's your fault, too, because you didn't do it the DeRay way. You didn't pimp-proof your house. Before you go to sleep, this is what I do: I send... |
Peter Berman: Why Men Don't Communicate
Women think that men know how to communicate because when we meet you and start dating you, we talk a lot. Do you want to know why? Because we're trying to sleep with you. That's why. But we use all that up right away. That's why, after a month,... |
Pat Dixon: Flowers and Vaginas
Women love flowers because they're pretty and they smell good. You know what men love? Vaginas -- because they're pretty. |
Leo Allen: Stuff It's Dangerous to Think You're Good At
Drinking makes you think you're good at stuff it's dangerous to think you're good at, like say, communicating or drinking more or disarming a police officer or differentiating between men and women or getting into a fistfight with people on horseback. |
David Alan Grier: Old Relatives
All of my relatives got old in one day. I came back this past year, everybody looks the same: they're all fat, bald, with a mustache. Men, women, kids -- I don't know who I'm talking to half the time. |
Cathy Ladman: The Problem With Marriage
The problem with marriage is it involves men and women. |
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