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Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines
10. You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. |
Ewww, vampires
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Mayo's gross!
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Mark Gross: Hard Working Crackheads
Folks, you say what you want about the crackheads, but when they're hard up for a fix, they are good workers. This guy raked my entire yard with a fork in 11 minutes. |
Mark Gross: Can You Help?
A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, 'Hey, can you help out my wife and family?' I said, 'Sure.' And I pushed him off the bridge. |
Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World
I am the worst investor in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hooker: everyone else has been in it, and you've got to ignore the cigarette burns. |
Mark Gross: Poor People Are Better in Bed
Rich people are bad in bed, and poor people are good in bed. That's because sex is free and poor people love free stuff. You will never get oral sex from a rich girl, but a poor girl will gobble your knob like a block of government cheese. |
Iliza Shlesinger: Physical Indicators
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up. You're saying, 'Hey world, I'm missing my front teeth. I'm gross; I'm dirty; I'm poor. I clearly have no problem with... |
Grosser than gross.. underwear
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Gross Grandma
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