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| Joke Name |
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. |
Frenchman and Farm Animals
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? |
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word... |
Ol' McBlondie
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I... |
Retta: Two Words That Shouldn't Describe the Same Product
Think about it: nondairy creamer, two words that should not be used to describe the same product. Kind of like turkey bacon -- what the hell is going on on that farm? |
August 22, 2009
The highest recorded jump by a pig was set by Kotetsu, a pot-bellied variety, on this date in 2004. The little guy jumped 27.5 at a farm in Japan and we havent heard from him since. |
Office Dictionary
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who's to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project. |
Randy Rooster
A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take... |
Mud Hole Moral
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. He entreats the chicken to get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can't be found. So, he drives the... |
Old Joe
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it's too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk. |
Bill O'Reilly's Chauffeur
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. |
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. |
Taking Ducks to Market
Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest son and told him to see how much money he could get for it at the market. The eldest son came back later in the day, shouting "Dad, I got $10 for the duck!" |
The Salesman's Scoreboard
A travelling salesman is out in the country selling his wares. He is in the middle of nowhere when his car breaks down, he leaves the car and starts walking and reaches a small farm house. He knocks and a middle aged man opens the door. |
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan
1. You never run out of wheat |
Incest Farm
What do you call an incestuous nephew? |
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a whorehouse. He goes inside to talk to the madam about... |
Blonde Counting Sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a... |
Salesman: A New One, Really
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers. |
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