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Wife's Confessions
A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on... |
The Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near... |
Rules of the Southern Lifestyle
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: |
Birth Signs
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.... |
Descent Proposal
A business man is trying to find a potental wife. So he finds three business oriented ladies and tells them he'll will give them each five thousand dollars. Each of them can do what they want with it but to be back in six weeks to tell him what... |
The Lucky Salesman
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" |
Naked Man on the Run
A man was having an affair with a married woman. When her husband had gone to work, her secret lover came 'round. Just as they got down to business, the door bell went. The woman went and peered out of the curtains to see who it was. |
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
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What Men Want
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Tech Glossary
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Signs You Picked the Wrong ISP
10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string. |
Executive Decision
A hardworking female executive dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and he says, "You've shown an outstanding aptitude for making business decisions. Choose whether you will go to heaven or to hell." |
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman. |
Al Madrigal: Cute Half-Mexican in a Sailor's Suit
You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday -- minding my own business, humming out a 'Frere Jacques' -- and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy. |
Megan Mooney: My Father's Rude Friend
I'm just hanging out, minding my own business. He yells from across the room something he thinks is funny. He's like, 'What's the matter, Megan? You don't have any children because your husband's got a low sperm count?'... I was like, 'I don't know -- doesn't taste like it.' |
John Heffron: Second Business
That's what happens to you, fellas, once you get married: whatever your profession is, you open up a second business, which is a small shipping service, and your territory is your house, and you're on call 24/7. You just pretty much sit on the... |
Marc Maron: 10 Years in Showbiz
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure. |
Dave Attell: Against Porno
Some people are against porno movies, and I say, 'Hey, Ohio, Kentucky and Iran!' I say, 'Hey, whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their gosh darn business.' |
Dave Attell: Klan Meetings
Why is the Klan still having meetings? Is there any new business with the Ku Klux Klan? 'Well, we do hate everybody, right? OK, see you next week.' |
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