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| Joke Name |
The Jewish Vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. |
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Same Bush
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush. |
Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: |
Bush and Clinton and Bush
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." |
Bush's Morning Run
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. |
Period vs. Election
How is woman's period different than the 2000 presidential election? |
Bush, Einstein and Picasso
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. |
Current Administration
Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration? |
River Deep
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he... |
Lesbian Harem
What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends? |
Bush and Polly
Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? |
Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff
George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies. |
Whitehouse Parrot
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." |
Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Tarzan
Yo' Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn't get through her bush. |
Bush and Cheney Lunch
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. |
Heaven's Shining Waters
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." |
Roe v. Wade
Bush was speaking at a High School, he was asked to explain 'Roe versus Wade'. |
Bush's Advisors
G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you." |
Post Turtle President
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President. |
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