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| Joke Name |
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... |
Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? |
Icy Blonde
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? |
A Blonde's Brain At Work
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. |
Waterlogged Blonde
What do you call a blond who can't swim? |
What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why'd the chicken cross the road? |
Blonde Pooltable
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls. |
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After... |
Blonde... Cows
Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows? |
Three Girls Go Camping
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. |
Blonde & Turtle
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? |
Legs Open
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? |
Heckle Me Harder
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up. |
Blonde...Faxes
How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? |
Blonde...Sweet-n-Low
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? |
Brunette Mating Call
Q: What is the brunette's mating call? |
Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. |
Ouch!
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away! |
26 Things the Movies Taught You...
1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. |
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