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| Joke Name |
David Allen Grier: Smooth Pick Up
I see all these beautiful women... and then you see the men hanging out. 'Yo, yo, yo -- yo, sweetness, yo, yo -- Oh, you don't want this? Oh, OK then.' |
Donnell Rawlings: Found in Iraq
The only thing we've found since we've been [in Iraq] is $700 million. Remember that story? The two sergeants found $700 million in a cave. And I knew they was white boys soon as I heard they gave all that money back... If that was me, I would've... |
Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. |
Yo mama's so ugly... I can @#$%
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style. |
Yo Mama Refrigerator
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day. |
Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off! |
Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! |
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. |
Yo Mama's so fat... After sex
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch! |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Quarter
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Haul Ass
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Milk Dud
Yo' Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Satellite Dish
Yo' Mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish. |
Yo Mama's so fat... band
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips! |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dancing
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Flesh-Eating Disease
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mayonnaise
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Driver's License
Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side." |
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