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| Joke Name |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Penny
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change. |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cliff
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions. |
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Park
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread. |
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Bucket of Water
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chef Boyardee
Yo' Mama is so fat, she masturbates to a naked picture of Chef Boyardee. |
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Bananas
Yo' Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas. |
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Doggie Style
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls. |
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Kick the Can
Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving." |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sex?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on the job application, she wrote "not lately." |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Free Press
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stole the free press. |
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Fork
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. |
Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Bigfoot
Yo' Mama is so hairy, when she went into the woods, Bigfoot took pictures of |
Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Plants
Yo' Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richard Simmons
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm. |
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Beach
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in. |
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Contest
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals." |
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down. |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Christmas
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it. |
Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Thinking
Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking. |
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