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Joke Name
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Penny
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cliff
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Park
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread.
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Bucket of Water
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chef Boyardee
Yo' Mama is so fat, she masturbates to a naked picture of Chef Boyardee.
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Bananas
Yo' Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Doggie Style
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Kick the Can
Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sex?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on the job application, she wrote "not lately."
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Free Press
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stole the free press.
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Fork
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Bigfoot
Yo' Mama is so hairy, when she went into the woods, Bigfoot took pictures of
Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Plants
Yo' Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richard Simmons
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Beach
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Contest
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Christmas
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Thinking
Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.
  

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