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| Joke Name |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Yo' Mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told you that Yo' Mama be stupid. |
Yo Mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up! |
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Gate
Yo' Mama's teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate for braces. |
Yo Mama...Polite
Yo mama's so polite, she once held the door for a week! |
Yo' Mama Is Like... Elephant
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts. |
Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away. |
Yo' Mama's Breath... Onions
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry. |
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! |
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Tonsils
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses. |
Yo' Mama Is Like... McDonald's
Yo' Mama is like McDonald's: over 90 billion served. |
Yo' Mama Is Like... Shotgun
Yo' Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and she's ready to blow. |
Yo' Mama... Red Lobster
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster. |
Yo' Mama Is Like... Campfire
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in. |
Yo' Mama Is Like... Saint
Yo' Mama is like a saint -- a St. Bernard. |
Yo' Mama Is Like... Donkey
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass. |
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Spit
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. |
Yo' Mama's Breath... Farts
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts. |
Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. |
Yo Mama... B#$%*
Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up. |
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