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New Popemobile
The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to buy a car. A young salesman came out just as soon as the Pope walked onto the lot. |
June 4, 2009
The biggest hamburger available at a restaurant tips in at over 164 lbs. and costs $399.00 at Mallies Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, MI. We had to get ours to go. |
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10... |
Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells... |
Don't Step Out of the Car
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. |
Sue Murphy: Oven Mitts
I made a casserole last week. The only trouble is when I wanted to take it out of the oven, I realized I don't even own any oven mitts. But luckily, since I'm a sports fan, I had a couple of those #1 foam hands, which makes your casserole presentation oh so much more dramatic. |
Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping
I had a chance to go bungee cord jumping last week. They make it look cool on TV, don't they? You always see people doing those sports in Mountain Dew commercials: risking their life, sipping a Dew. If you're jumping out of a balloon, hooked to a... |
Add It Up: Relationship Guide
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The Ultimate Guy Quiz
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Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas
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If Men Ruled the World... Sports
- Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town. |
If Men Ruled the World... Laws
- Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. |
Hugh Fink: Sports Trivia
My father listens to those all-sports radio shows they have, and no matter how easy the trivia question is, he never gets it right. I mean the easiest question -- 'This former Yankee, known as the Sultan of Swat, once hit 60 homers in a season and... |
Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes. |
The Sklar Brothers: Beer Commercial
Jason Sklar: The insinuation being that it's every red blooded American sports fan's dream to have a sexual three way with a set of twins. |
Mike Britt: Sports Announcers
I hate sports announcers. Let me tell you why: they never let the past die. They always got to bring up something. You could be at your highest moment in sports, but they're just like women -- they'll bring up something from years ago that has nothing to do with right now. |
Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease... |
Godfrey: X-Games
The X-Games -- I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch. |
Jeff Stilson: After-Game Sports Interviews
I don't like interviews after the games, though, because the winning players always give credit to God, while the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game -- until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.' |
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