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| Joke Name |
Cathy Ladman: What Is Religion?
Religion is basically guilt with different holidays. |
Thoughts on Religion
Q: Will I be reincarnated? |
Brought Religion into My Life
Man: You've brought religion into my life. |
Adam Ferrara: Basic Catholic Religion
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good -- stop.' |
Richard Jeni: War Over Religion
I don't get that -- people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if you're going to war over religion, now you're just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend. |
Man Finds Hat, Religion
A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal one off of the hat rack. When he gets there, the priest was giving his sermon on the Ten Commandments. Something in the sermon gives the man a flash of insight and, after mass, the man goes to... |
Up In Arms Over This Religion Thing
What do you call an angry religous group ? |
Non Profit Atheism
Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? |
Greg Giraldo: On Catholicism
We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story. |
Paul Provenza: Church Is Theater
Religion's basically show business. Church is theater -- they got costumes; they got hairdressing; they got lighting; they got fog machines. It's like an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, but with good music. |
Greg Giraldo: On Islam
Seventy-two virgins -- does that make sense to anyone? And it's an ancient religion, maybe it was misinterpreted? Maybe it's not 72 virgins, maybe it's a 7-foot-2 Persian. |
Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks on 9/11
White folks were outraged. 'We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since |
Mark Cohen: Last Time in Temple
I'm Jewish, but I don't really follow the religion. Last time I was in temple, I was 13. I made my two grand -- I got out of the business. |
Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
Now that's an extreme religion: Amish. Oh my God, it's against their religion -- it's a sin for them -- to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn't that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being... |
Jon Dore: U.N. Meeting on Wheels
The city bus does not discriminate. It's like a little U.N. meeting on wheels every time we get on it. We all walk through the same door and pay the same price, regardless of our race, our culture or our religion. On the bus, we are all losers. |
Nick DiPaolo: The Sin of Masturbation and Murder
I'm Catholic. According to my religion, masturbation is as serious a sin as murdering somebody. Hey, if that's true, say hello to the new Hitler. It took him five years to commit that many sins; it took me two episodes of 'Baywatch.' |
J.J. Wall: Sexy Multiple Wife Thing
When I was younger, I actually thought the Mormons were kind of a cool religion because of that multiple wife thing. I thought it was pretty sexy, multiple wives, and then I got married, and I realized that one wife is certainly enough for any man. |
Concise Creative Writing
A university creative writing class is asked to write essays containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. |
Jim Norton: Muslim Women at the DMV
You know who else believes in their religion and only shows the slits of their eyes? The Ku Klux Klan. But if one of these retards wanted their license photo taken with the little hat on, you'd laugh at them. 'We're not taking your picture like that. You're dressed like a tampon.' |
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