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| Joke Name |
Monster Mystery What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? |
How Many How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time? |
Inseminating Redneck Girls How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? |
Railroad Redneck Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. |
Yo' Mama Is So Redneck... Favorite City Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city. |
Redneck Birth Control... Daughter A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get birth control pills. The doctor wonders if she's a little young for birth control pills and asks her father if she's sexually active. The father replies, No, she just kinda lays there, just like her mother. |
Sick Hick A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. |
Redneck Wake-Up Call What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her. |
Redneck Girl How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? |
Crossin' the River A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River. |
Rusted Truck You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike. |
The Proud Redneck A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands. |
He's So Lucky, He's A Star What do you call a redneck with a functioning car? |
Redneck Wins the Lottery A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. |
Redneck Honeymoon A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin." |
Redneck Poetry Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in... |
Redneck's Last Words What are a typical redneck's three last words? |
Redneck's Medical Dictionary Artery: Study of paintings |
Redneck Thief Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something? |
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