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| Joke Name |
The Redneck's Milk
How did the redneck die drinking milk? |
Redneck Marriage
How can you tell if a redneck is married? |
Redneck Death
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? |
Redneck Grocrey
If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck. |
Redneck Divorce
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? |
Redneck Thief
Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something? |
Redneck Visitor?
How do you know if a redneck has been in your house? |
The Proud Redneck
A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands. |
Busy Redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other? |
Redneck on the Radio
A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean she ain't my sister any more?'' |
Redneck Poetry
Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in... |
Redneck Girl
How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? |
Railroad Redneck
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. |
Attention-Seeking Redneck
What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!” |
Redneck Sex Ed
Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed? |
Cross the Road... Redneck
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road? |
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common? |
Inseminating Redneck Girls
How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? |
Redneck's Last Words
What are a typical redneck's three last words? |
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