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Men and Women FAQ
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Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN |
Daily Agenda for Men and Women
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Difference Between Men and Women
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Men & Women Of Chemistry
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Cathy Ladman: The Problem With Marriage
The problem with marriage is it involves men and women. |
I Just Wanna Ride
What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women? |
Russ Meneve: Bipolar
I think I'm bipolar because, when I get drunk, I dress up like a white arctic bear and I have sex with men and women. |
Adam Ferrara: Perfect Microcosm
That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions. |
Dan Cronin: Male or Female Restroom
Shouldn't they put the words 'men' and 'women' on the bathroom doors? Just 'men' and 'women.' Sometimes, they get creative: they do pictures and symbols, and you've got to guess which one you are. People hate that. They have a few beers, and then... |
Leo Allen: Stuff It's Dangerous to Think You're Good At
Drinking makes you think you're good at stuff it's dangerous to think you're good at, like say, communicating or drinking more or disarming a police officer or differentiating between men and women or getting into a fistfight with people on horseback. |
Chris Case: Different Thoughts During Sex
We all know that men and women think differently. I know when I'm having sex with a woman, she's thinking about love and marriage and romance, and I'm thinking, 'A hundred bucks? I can't afford this.' |
David Alan Grier: Old Relatives
All of my relatives got old in one day. I came back this past year, everybody looks the same: they're all fat, bald, with a mustache. Men, women, kids -- I don't know who I'm talking to half the time. |
Wayne Federman: Sexy Sheets
I read in Cosmopolitan Magazine that men and women find satin sheets in bed very sexy, which is exactly why I am not going to be buying them. Because that's what I need in my bed is another thing that will make me ejaculate more quickly -- no thank you. No thank you, I'll just stick with the Smurf sheets. |
Kelly Monteith: Irrational Name Calling
My fellow men and women in other cars -- I'm calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man's intelligence in the car in front of... |
Wanda Sykes: Not the Same for Ladies
That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh -- it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in... |
Modern Day Schtupping Advice
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets the rabbi who is supposed to perform the ceremony. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave. |
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. |
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