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Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work." |
Patton Oswalt: Shocking Medical Videos
They showed a show called, 'Fox's Most Shocking Medical Videos.' Did anybody see this show, 'Most Shocking Medical Videos'? OK, couple things -- number one: all medical videos are shocking. They're medical videos, for God's sake! There's no... |
David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School
My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest. |
Greg Fitzsimmons: Medical Research
These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for who's bankrolling medical research in this country. It's just depressed, balding, white guys who can't... |
Dom Irrera: Friendly Medical Advice
You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor -- like you didn't know it? |
Patton Oswalt: Not Medical Science Education
During the show, they kept trying to tell you, 'You're going to learn something about medical science. This is a very educational show.' No, this is all wet-ass-hour surgery, when the bottom has fallen through the basement, and some guy comes in... |
Marta Ravin: Work-Related Medical Condition
I have unfortunately developed a medical condition. I don't know if any of you people have ever heard of it, it's called 'office ass.' You get it from sitting on your ass and eating M&Ms all day. It's at a pretty advanced stage right now. So, I... |
Medical Samples
An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. |
Medical Benefits
A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?" |
Blonde's Medical Exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... |
The Businessman's Medical Problem
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off.”... |
Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Artery: Study of paintings |
Elderly Marriage and Medical Past
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it. |
Matt Iseman: Quitting the Medical Profession
I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine. Turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better. |
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
I got some advice if there's any single dudes in the room. If you ever have to go in for surgery, for whatever reason, they want to put a lot of hot chicks involved in the surgery process. There's always, like, hot surgical interns running around,... |
Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message
A punk rocker with acute appendicitis needs immediate surgery. |
Jack Gallagher: Expert Medical Technical Terms
My wife was in labor for 30 hours. Then, at the end of that, she had a C-section. After 30 hours, the doctor said, 'Well, it looks like we have to go get him.' I guess we couldn't have done that yesterday? You know why they had to go get him? I'm... |
Dental Mental Hygienist
Q: What are dentists? |
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Limp Bizkit
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition. |
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