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| Joke Name |
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer? |
Lawyer Means...
What's the definition of lawyer? |
Lawyer Rates
A man walks into a lawyer's office and inquires about the rates. |
The Honest Lawyer
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? |
Bad Lawyer
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? |
Lawyer... Genius
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? |
Deathbed Lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? |
Lawyer and Vulture
What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? |
Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the... |
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge. |
Drowning Lawyer
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? |
Lawyer Stamps
Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps? |
Lawyer and the Skunk
What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? |
Lawyer and Sperm
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? |
Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. |
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? |
A Lawyer's Ideal Weight
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? |
Trampoline vs. Lawyer
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? |
A Lawyer and A Politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? |
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