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| Joke Name |
A lawyer dies and goes to Hell.
He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to be in heaven, because you spent your life defending the rights of those who sought justice." |
Lawyer Means...
What's the definition of lawyer? |
Lawyers and God
What's the difference between a lawyer and God? |
A Few Good Lawyers
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. |
Parachutes for two
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles. |
Lawyers in Lust
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. |
Sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. |
Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say... |
Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? |
Singled-Celled Lawyer
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba? |
Leeches
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? |
Lawyer and the Skunk
What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? |
Christmas Bonus
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? |
Lawyer and Vulture
What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? |
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? |
Hellacious
Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? |
Legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes. |
Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? |
Lawyer vs. Hooker
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? |
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