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The Sklar Brothers: Double Standard
It seems that gay men throughout the entertainment industry have made a common practice of honoring their favorite female musical artists through the art of impersonation and lip synch, and they call this cabaret. Here's the problem, though. When... |
Paul F. Tompkins: Gag Peanut Brittle
I was in a novelty store the other day, because I am a fan of hilarity, and saw that they are still making the gag peanut brittle. You know what I'm talking about? You open the can of peanut brittle up and snakes fly out! And the time to really... |
Jimmy Dore: Gambling Entertainment
I saw this lady being interviewed. She was a spokesman for a casino, and the guy tried to corner her. He said, 'Don't you think it's horrible the way you trick people into thinking they can win money when the odds are really stacked against them?'... |
Hal Sparks: On the Phone With IKEA
My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: 'Um, can I speak to someone who isn't Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I've become trapped inside.' |
A Very Special Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. |
Redneck Top Ten
1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. |
Mariah's Buhbuhbirthday
Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey's breasts are 2 years old! |
Mike DeStefano: The Ex-Girlfriend and Mike
We were watching 'Entertainment Tonight,' one of those TV shows about celebrities. And she said, 'Mike, what would our names be if we were famous like Brangelina?' I said, 'Munt.' |
Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies. |
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