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Scary Stages of College
You know you're in trouble when... |
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10... |
Tom Cotter: Call It What It Is
We don't call anything what it is anymore. In college, I was a partier. All my friends used to say, 'Cotter, you're a partier.' Now, I'm a problem drinker. When did that happen? |
Tommy Johnagin: The Hardest Thing at Community College
The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of |
Counting Condoms
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. |
The Intergalactic Swap
Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack and Jill's backyard. They suddenly materialize inside the couple's house and address them: ''We come in peace. We want to find out how you humans reproduce. To make an accurate assessment of your... |
Clown joke: read at own risk
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere. |
A Horoscope For The Workplace
ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate... |
Add It Up: Relationship Guide
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Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. |
More Stupid Quotes
On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?” |
Kevin Williams: When My Life Changed Forever
My older brother is gay. As soon as he came out of the closet, my life changed forever. Nothing is the same; from that moment forward, everything is different. And I remember that moment vividly, sitting in my dorm room at college, thinking, 'From now on, I am my parents' favorite.' |
Chad Daniels: Genetic Advancements
I can't wait until they could put wings on humans. Because when they could put wings on humans, they could put wings on pigs, and when they could put wings on pigs, lots of pretty girls from college owe me sex. |
Chad Daniels: My Wife's Friends
Her friends are a**holes. They always try to belittle me because they all have PhD's and I didn't finish college. Like, one night, we're all out getting dinner, and this one guy's like, 'So, Chad, have you ever had Indian food?' I was like, 'Hello? Thanksgiving.' |
Highschool Sweethearts
There was once a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other... |
One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm
Horace was born with only one arm but he managed to struggle through life and eventually graduate from college. Due to his severe handicap, he couldn't get a job. Finally Horace became frustrated at being turned down all the time and he decided... |
Jimmy Dore: Finishing College First
You don't get a prize if you finish college first. You know what you get -- a job and a boss. You friggin' lose. |
Bob Oschack: On Renting Porn
I'm a 31-year-old, college-educated, married man in need of a sexual outlet 'cause my wife is out of town, or she's working late, or she's in the other room reading intently -- I don't care anymore. |
Dan Naturman: Dad Gives the Talk
He sat me down, and he's like, 'OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So anyway, I got you something from the drug store.' I'm like, 'No, I know about condoms.' He's like, 'No -- anti-depressants.' |
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