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| Joke Name |
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. |
Al Gore's Piercing
Why did Al Gore get a belly ring? |
Osama is Celebate
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? |
Osama = Crabs?
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? |
Osama in the Holy Land
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai? |
Osama Doesn't Get Any
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? |
Clinton's Place in History
What will Bill Clinton always be remembered for as history goes on? |
Demetri Martin: Indifferent Graffiti
I think graffiti is the most passionate literature there is. It's always like, 'Bush sucks. U2 Rules.' I wanna make indifferent graffiti. 'Toy Story 2 was OK.' 'I like Gina as a friend, but I'm not sure about taking things further.' 'This is a bridge.' |
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on Hurricane Katrina
I'm surprised he don't go, 'Alright, Kunta Kinte, Kanye, whatever your name is -- you're right, I don't care about black people. I barely like the six that voted for me, so I don't care what you say.' |
Darryl Lenox: President Bush on the Iraq War
I knew there were no weapons of mass destruction. Sh*t, I saw more in Charleton Heston's basement than I did when I was over there -- I don't give a damn.' |
Gregg Rogell: Bush Reading the Bible
George W. says he reads the Bible every day. He's 56 years old -- finish the book. |
Zambian Roulette
As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the... |
Lewis Black: George H.W. Bush on Economics
He said the reason the economy was bad was because people like you and I weren't buying enough cars and houses. So, I sent him a letter. I said, 'Send me a check -- I'll buy anything.' |
Marc Price: Need a Drink to Vote
You're old enough to vote, but you're not old enough to drink? Look at who we have to vote for -- you need a drink. On election day, Bush calls for Busch beer and Quayle calls for a quaalude. |
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning
Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? |
The Quotable Marion Barry
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Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. |
A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses... |
Shoot The Pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling — what should I... |
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