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| Joke Name |
Bush and Clinton and Bush
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." |
Hardworker, That Bush
Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe! |
Bush and Bill
Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House? |
Bush and Polly
Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? |
Half Bush
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered. |
Bush or Kerry
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters. |
Dan Boulger: Bush and Hitler
They make Bush out to sound like he's Hitler. And people have to remember that there's a big difference between Bush and Hitler: Hitler wrote a book. |
Steve Marmel: Bush and Gore
I hate this election year 'cause it's over: it's Bush and Gore. That's it, Bush and Gore -- doesn't sound like an election, sounds like a snuff film. |
Bush's Advisors
G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you." |
Jeff Altman: Confused About Bush
I might vote for Bush. I'm confused. My dog is not confused; he sees a bush, he knows exactly what to do. |
Bush Gets Testy
Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? |
George Bush is So Stupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for a corner in his Oval Office. |
George Bush is so stupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder. |
Bush on Unemployment Aid
How does President Bush spell Welfare? |
Bush BM
President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no shit." |
Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: |
Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff
George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies. |
One hungry Bush...
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" |
Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard. |
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