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| Joke Name |
The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning... |
Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? |
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. |
Blonde at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. |
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
TO: Boss |
Blonde Counting
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? |
Blonde in a Barber Shop
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her... |
Blonde in Freezer
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? |
Blonde and Brunette, Falling
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? |
Blonde Throwing Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? |
Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous... |
Blonde With Pigtails
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails? |
Blonde's Alligator Shoes
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. |
Blonde on the Computer
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? |
Number of Blonde Jokes
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? |
Cowboys' Rating System
Two cowboys lean against the rail at their favorite bar and rate women as they go by. |
Blonde in Grocery Store
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. |
Blonde's Medical Exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... |
The Blonde and Car Maintenance
A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. |
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