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| Joke Name |
Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? |
Blonde House Party
How do you get a blonde on the roof? |
Blonde Witnesses
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot. |
Sealy Posturepedic
What's the difference between a blonde and a hole in the mattress? |
Aryan Intimate Halitosis
What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? |
F-A-R-M
How does a blonde spell "farm?" |
Blonde and Cool Elephants
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses on? |
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. |
Born Blonde
Brunette: I was born by C-section. |
Brunette Jokes
"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office and didn't even get a nose job or perkier boobies!" |
Blonde in Disguise
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. |
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
6. Both are made out of plastic. |
Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Want to hear two blonde jokes? |
Three Hellos
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. |
Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" |
Blonde and Tracks
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? |
Blonde in a Swimming Race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second and the blonde never finishes. |
Blonde Sunday
Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? |
Blonde and Genie
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each... |
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