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Metaphysical Downsizing
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and... |
Andi Smith: Campground
I don't know if you guys have ever been to a campground or not, but it's pretty much a bunch of people who don't live in a trailer park, yet like to vacation there. |
Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping
The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunk and have dirty feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up. That's a good vacation. |
Andi Smith: On Cheerleaders
I don't even know what they do, really. I think they make a lot of signs out of glitter and glue. There's a lot of eyeliner and puffy paint. It's like a slutty kindergarten. |
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